I was so excited to get started, but I failed two editing tests this week. Now I feel deflated and wonder

  1. what the hell, and
  2. are there any websites that can reteach me basic grammar since I thought I knew what I was doing but so obviously do not?

It’s as if I felt I was beyond diagramming sentences and should be able to breeze through a simple test. But

  1. short does not mean simple, and
  2. you’re not beyond anything, you smart dumbass.

I could punch myself in the throat!